another moral hangover. fuck.
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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