Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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