But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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