I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
