Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
ttyl tear gas
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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