yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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