i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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