His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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