glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Randomize
