I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
is this the sara with the beer cane?
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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