Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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