No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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