My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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