She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
He told me they were just razor bumps!
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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