why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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