He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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