We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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