I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Randomize
