Sry I called you an 8
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
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