omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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