On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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