I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
Randomize
