Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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