Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
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