bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I just googled if crying burns calories
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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