We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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