I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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