so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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