So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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