even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
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