Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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