well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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