I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
