You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
My feet surprised me
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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