I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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