are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
We got so high we made milksteak
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
When did angry sex become our thing?
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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