no. you can't hotbox the world.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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