awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
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