we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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