A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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