if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Your topless pictures make me question reality
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
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