Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Can't talk, ducks in the car
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Randomize
