I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
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