I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
we should paint friendship bongs
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