i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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