I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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