help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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