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the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
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