I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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