Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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